I was needing a dish to feed a crowd. Particularly, I was needing a dish to feed a very hungry crowd of rowdy Fantasy Football fanatics. You see, we were having a draft at the Smuin’s…well, they, were having a draft. I begged and pleaded not to be subjected to the torture that is Fantasy Football, which is virtually, in my opinion, the only thing worse in life than actual football. I promised that if I should be spared, I would make the food. Thank the lord above for these sandwiches. Did I mention I don’t like football?
I was lamenting to my friend Joy while we were at work a few days before the dreaded draft that I needed something great to make and once again, she rescued me from my food-filled bewilderment and suggested her Aunt Elise’s spin on a chicken salad sandwich.
Let me just say that is is not the ho hum chicken salad you will find on a croissant at a wedding.
This is not your Grammie’s chicken salad.
This is a manly, fierce, bold, zesty chicken salad that will knock your flippin’ socks off-even if you are a guy. And everybody knows guys don’t dig chicken salad.
And guess what else? It has THREE ingredients.
1 Tyson Anytizers Boneless Buffalo Chicken Wings (freezer section).
2. A big old head of celery, leaves and all.
3. And last but not least, a big giant glob of glorious mayonnaise.
I did NOT tell you this was healthy, so stop judging me, okay? If you keep listening…reading…whatever, you will find a recipe that will change your life. You aren’t going to be mulling for hours over what to bring to the next pot luck. Nope, you’ll have it in the bag. Well, the bowl, you’ll have it in the bowl.
Or on the bun.
This recipe is so easy, you almost can’t call it a recipe. But, because this is a blog post and all, and since I have a handy recipe plugin installed on my site, I’ll jut go ahead and post it for ya.
If you decide to make this for your next shin-dig, please let me know how it was received. HA! A little football humor there.
This is why they leave me to the food.